1. Mediate during those particularly quiet parts of the day when you have nothing better to do.
2. Clean up your desk if you have time to be bored.
3. You should sing Disney songs quietly around the office, so no one can tell who’s doing the singing.
4. In the clean cups in the break room, put soap into them.
5. Put coffee grinds on the floor, and make sure everyone knows it’s because you are dripping coffee from your pores, you’ve had so much to drink.
6. How many cups of coffee has your coworker had? Count them.
7. With all the spare time on your hands, get ahead of everyone else and do some extra work.
8. Rearrange your computer desktop.
9. Take out everybodys garbage ” maybe you can get a supplementary job as the janitor.
10. Block your number from caller ID and prank call your coworkers.
11. Make up a couple of gifts boxes filled with rocks and give them to your boss.
12. Find a married woman in your office and send her flowers from an anonymous admirer.
13. Yoga in the bathroom!
14. If you pretend that you smoke, you can get extra breaks to go outside.
15. Start a dream diary for the dreams you have while passing out on your desk.
16. Go to sleep if you’re bored.
17. Entertain yourself by starting a twitter and pretending you have a fascinating life as a monkey researcher.
18. Go on facebook and update your status every three minutes.
19. Turn your philosophic musings about the meaning of life into an award winning blog.
20. Consider how you can steal money from your coworkers.
21. Create a rubber band ball with all the stray rubber bands lying around.
22. Make paper clip jewelry and sell it on ebay.
23. Tell everyone you saw the Virgin Mary in the xerox machine.
24. Dye the water in the toilets different colors and sit back and enjoy the show.
25. Figure out what everyone thinks the boss makes and then actually find out.
26. Start taking bets on when Brenda the secretary and Marley the janitor’s love affair will be found out by the CEO.
27. Have dog pictures on your desk and explain that it’s really just your hairy child.
28. Break up with your girlfriend on the phone and then confuse everyone since they thought you were gay.
29. Sharpen a lot of pencils and throw them at the ceiling.
30. Drop sunflower seed shells on the floor and when someone asks you to stop, tell them that the janitor gets paid to clean this stuff up.
31. Call the newspaper and let them know that the employer is an extraterrestrial that is here to suck out your brain and make you into a zombie.
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